abby's wedding pic

Deep End of the Gene Pool

Look at Tom.

Next look at Me.






Now, look at Great Grandma Virgia and Great Grandpa John.
FREAKY ISN'T IT?

I've never had any problems like this in the past.
But, three days in a row, three separate pictures spontaneously leaped off my walls. This was in two different rooms, different walls.
How weird is that?

So, I decided to take the rest of my pictures down. I didn't want them broken. I happen to like my art big, and those frames and posters are not cheap.

After discussing it with some friends, we came up with two options for explanation. The first was that perhaps the landlord had been doing some work in the building which caused the walls to shake. It sounded plausible.
The other idea was that I had acquired a poltergeist who perhaps didn't care for my choices in music. This sounded probable.

About a week later, after pay day, I went out and purchased wall anchors so that my pictures would be more secure on the walls. I went to put them up, and reached into my tool box for my hammer, with the spray-painted bright orange handle (thanks dad), and It WAsN't TO bE fOUND!
I looked through out the entire apartment several times, I still can't find it! I couldn't put up my pictures.

I have altered my hypothesis now. The poltergeist doesn't dislike my music, it doesn't like my art!
Well, he doesn't win, I used a pair of scissors and pounded the anchors into the wall into previously existing holes.

I hope they don't fall again!

Ode to a Neglected Blog

I let you sit and stew.
I denied that I remembered you.
I never posted anything I wrote
It's like I built you a moat!

But now I'm back,
Promising to stay on track!
I swear to write,
if it takes all night!

For Everything Else, There's Mastercard

paying your brother's rent for three years $8300
paying your brother's electric bill for eight months after you moved out $300
cyber-harrassing your brother at $0.75 per text

PRICELESS!

PARADISE BY THE GO-PHONE LIGHT

Meatloaf,

what can I say?

I just "ate you up" as Eddie,

Now, I think I'll love your new commercial 'til the end of time!

WATCH IT BELOW!